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For years I’ve been walking past it, totally ignoring the thing, but it turns out television is pretty darn good. I’m watching a Matlock marathon now.
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Laugh now, but just try living in a world without zeros! Mwaaaha!
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Owl have to remember that joke. It’s a hoot!
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Posted on April 13, 2012 via don't dream it, be it with 86,157 notes
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Whew! It’s a good thing Master Wang taught me that maneuver!
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Your ass is grass, Barbie. You too: Ken, Skipper, Tutti, Francie, Teresa, Jazzie, Stacie, Midge, Christie, and PJ. There can be only one winner
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That’s enough, boys. Save some film for tonight!
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Mac and Alan always were a couple of dicks.
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Oh, Sister. That’s a horrible habit!
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Never play cards with a Grondulonk. Even if you win all the money he’ll always eat everyone at the table.
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The new Battleship movie is starting to look pretty good!
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“Umm…birdy pooped in your milkshake. I will drink it for you.”
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Envy is a sad thing.
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New catnip toys and squeaky mice? Kitten Force - ACTIVATE!
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I breezed right through step one, but step two has me stumped.
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Contrary to popular belief, many people had great difficulty adapting to the invention of the chair.
Fred Schiller
